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Sunday, January 18, 2009

GSG 21 - Army Ants

Hello, dear listeners, and welcome to GSG 21 - Army Ants.

Army ants may save the organs for last, and may pose a danger to small children and inebriated adults, but they also exhibit highly intelligent search patterns. Hopefully that will make you feel better as their slashing mandibles cut into you.

Or, you could stock up on some Fruit Pies, and listen to a podcast. It's Your Choice, Citizen!


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Sunday, January 04, 2009

GSG 20 - Black Magic

Welcome back, faithful listeners, to another episode of GSG. Short episode this time.

We'll be discussing various defenses against Black Magic.
1. Good Manners.
2. Lightboxes.
3. Positive Thinking and Visualization.
4. DIY Spell Removal. And Candle Making instructions.
5. Do a Good Deed. And afterwards, enjoy a treat. Or two.
6. Hire a professional hex-breaker. (YMMV)

Next time - Insect Infestations.

Feel free to direct comments or questions to the website -, or email them directly to gsguide *at* gmail *dot* com.

Until next time, this is GSG reminding you to keep your head down, and your dice handy.


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