How will you survive when aliens attack? Or vampires? Or werewolves? Or vampire werewolves? Geek Survival Guide seeks to point you to the best information to keep you and your loved ones alive during the inevitable zombie apocalypse. Good luck!

Monday, December 10, 2007

GSG Special Edition: Holiday Travel

Hello, all you great geek survivalists out there.

With the holidays here, and people traveling hither and yon to be with family and loved ones, I thought it might be a good chance to share some hopefully useful tips for a change. Hence, here's some things I've found recently to make my cell phone both a podcast catching portable drive AND an e-book reader. Who needs that expensive Amazon Kindle now? (Okay, it would be pretty sweet) Also, a quick word on travel and gaming, some suggestions for both old school and newer handheld gaming, and a car game (or any time game) you may or may not get a kick out of.

Show notes this time are right here...

BOOK TRICKS...
First, you need reading material! GSG recommends:
Gutenberg.org and Baen.com.
You'll also need the Tequila Cat Book Reader, and a cell phone that supports Java.

PODCAST TRICKS...
podcastready.com and podiobooks.com, or find many other quality podcasts at podcastpickle.com
Also, Audible.com's Audible Air, if you have a huge data package. That totally didn't sound right.
That link takes you to the Java version of Audible Air, there are other versions here.

PROMO: EXTRA POINTS, and Doug at Geek Acres Loves Us!

GAMING:
Do you really need this? Okay...
www.ebay.com.
In all seriousness,
FFTA and FFVI are awesome.
Other Nintendo games can be found by entering the game name as a search term at Google.
And, of course, Boticelli

Download GSGSP5.mp3
Enjoy!

Sunday, November 25, 2007

GSG 13 - Bigfoot

Welcome to another episode of Geek Survival Guide. Today, we address something that strikes a little closer to home, the ominous threat of Bigfoot. Also, some interesting listener feedback.

Bigfoot - imaginary figment of drunk college frat-boys, or strange visitor from another world? You be the judge! And just in case, this week's show notes are chock full of news and information re: the hairy menace. As always, the notes are at this Google Notebook.

Enjoy!

Download GSG13

Note: GSG is now proudly hosted by Libsyn. No changes are yet pending. Stay tuned.

Monday, October 08, 2007

GSG Special Report 4 - Families!

Welcome to a special episode of GSG. On this episode we talk about a traditionally non-geeky institution, the family. Tips for assimilatin... I mean, introducing your family members to geeky things, as well as suggestions for what the family might enjoy together are found herein.

Enjoy!

Download GSGSP4.mp3

The Show Notes are at this Google Notebook

Drop us a line by leaving a comment here, or by sending an e-mail to gsguide *at* gmail *dot* com.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

GSG: All Geek Alert!

Did you grow up geek in a non-geek environment? Do you have any particular insight into what happens when geek and non-geek collide in a family environment? If so, GSG wants to hear from you! We're looking for survival tips for a special episode of GSG to be recorded and released (please oh please) by the 21st, so we're requesting that any tips you have be in by the 19th.

If you have tips, please send them to gsguide *at* gmail.com. We'll take the best ones and put them in the show. (I keep saying we, but really, I just mean me).

Here's an audio announcement, in case you miss it on the page!

Download GSGAGA1.mp3

Thursday, August 23, 2007

GSG12 - Henchmen!

Welcome to yet another episode of Geek Survival Guide - your guide to survival tips you'll probably never need. Today's episode deals with henchmen - how to identify, deter, and survive them. Enjoy!

Download GSG12v2.mp3


Today's music included...
Piano Sonata in E-flat Major, mvt. 3 by Joseph Haydn
In a sentimental mood
and... Pathetique Piano Sonata, mvt. 2 by Ludwig van Beethoven

Notes are found at This Google Notebook Page.
And the promo is, of course, from Phil Rossi's Crescent. Congrats on the new addition to the family, Phil!

Thursday, July 19, 2007

GSG11 - Body Snatchers!

Yes, yes, yes. It's another episode. Yay!

Although, I had a hard time with this one - it really looked like the Kobayashi Maru of Geek Survival Episodes.

Anyway, enjoy!

Download GSG11_BodySnatchers.mp3

Links:
Invasion of the Body Snatchers at IMDB
Or if you prefer Nimoy...

Our Music:
Haydn!
Daiki and Little Wings!
Boom Boom Beckett!

Saturday, March 24, 2007

GSG Episode 10 - Time Travel

Well, it took me a little longer to evade those pirates than I thought. Darn pirates.

This is the long-awaited regular episode of GSG, Time Travel. Extremely dangerous to the unwary geek, time travel is highly lethal, and is best avoided, if you can help it. If not, here are some good tips to keep you alive, existing, and not causing universe-destroying-paradoxes. That keeps us all happy.

The show notes are at this Google Notebook.

Enjoy!

Download GSG10.mp3.

Monday, March 05, 2007

GSG Special Report 3 - Pirates

Yes, it finally happened. I waited so long to post an episode, I've been taken over by the dreaded Podcast Pirate. He stops by to give me some friendly - ahem - encouragement, and give a couple of tips for surviving encounters with his piratical brethren.

Look for a regular episode in a week or so, and in the meantime, I'll be imbibing freely - of orange juice, of course.

Enjoy!

Download GSGSpecial Report 3

Sunday, January 14, 2007

GSG Episode 9 - Telepaths

Yes! It's new GSG!

No! It's not just a special musical episode because I was too lazy to record a full show!

It's Real Telepath Protection!

Anyway, here's the show notes.

Enjoy!

Download GSG09.mp3