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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

GSG NaNoWriMo 2010 Day 30 - The Final Countdown

Day 30 - 50,010 Words

It's time to make the donuts, people. Let's get in there and do it.


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Monday, November 29, 2010

GSG NaNoWriMo 2010 Day 29 - Problems Problems Problems

Day 29 - 48,349 words.

Problems Problems Problems all day long. We'll recap Aaron Allston's problems today. There are


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Sunday, November 28, 2010

GSG NaNoWriMo 2010 Day 28 - The Joe Esposito Tribute Episode

Day 28 - 46,676 words.

There's no montages here. Just the work. Plant your keister in a chair, and get to it. Just because it's work doesn't mean it can't be fun. Mary Poppins was a crafty lady. Add something to it that makes it fun for you. Maybe that's romance. Maybe it's more action scenes. Maybe it's ghost bears.

Here's that ISBW on writing: Ep 169, Dudes!


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Saturday, November 27, 2010

GSG NaNoWriMo 2010 Day 27 - Yes, You Can! Be a Jerk to Your Characters!

Day 27 - 45,009 words.

Counting today, you've got four days left. You're in striking distance. But maybe you're a little stuck. Now's the time to release the final Aaron Allston problem.

You're not being enough of a jerk to your characters.

Mentioned in this podcast -
Lolth, Demon Queen of Spiders.
The ending of most romantic comedies.
Nick Lowe (youtube link)
And Telegraph Connect


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Friday, November 26, 2010


Woke up this morning, and this was what was running through my head.

Day 26, 43,342 Words.

It's the Lolly Lolly Lolly get your adverbs here episode of GSG.

Referenced in this episode:
Robin Hood Daffy, Crush, Crumble, and Chomp, The Brobdingagian Bards, Double Rainbows, Beyonce Knowles, DuckTales, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Star Wars, Domino's Pizza Franchises, and Hairnets.

If you enjoyed this episode, GSG has a new PayPal donate button. I'm just sayin'.


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Thursday, November 25, 2010

GSG NaNoWriMo 2010 Day 25 - An Environment of Gratitude

I'm a bit rambly today - lack of oxygen due to congested sinuses.

Promo -'s Primogeniture Anthology


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Wednesday, November 24, 2010

GSG NaNoWriMo 2010 Day 24 - Pickling the Red Herring

Day 24. 40,008 words.

Writing problem 1 - You've followed your own red herring. Don't do that. If you've already done it, backtrack and fix. But don't toss what you've written. Remember that story file we talked about? The one you stick interesting things into? Consider this an interesting diversion of however many words it is, cut it, and stick it in that file. Pickle that herring, because you never know when it might fit perfectly into something else you're writing down the road.


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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

GSG NaNoWriMo 2010 Day 23 - Quality is job 2.

Day 23. 38,341 words.

You are allowed to write a first draft that sucks. You're allowed to write disappointing dialogue, crummy characterization, and plodding plotlines. It doesn't have to sing. Yet.

Mentioned (again) in this podcast - The Way of Kings.


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Monday, November 22, 2010

Day 22 - You don't have to be brilliant

Day 22. 36,674 words.

You don't have to be brilliant. If you have promised brilliance, remember - it's just methodology. Every methodology has holes. Find the holes, and SNAP. You can simulate brilliance.

Find that trojan horse, or spanish prisoner, or whatever.


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Sunday, November 21, 2010

GSG NaNoWriMo 2010 Day 21 - Find a Way

Day 21. 35,007 words.

Figure out what will work - if you want to ado this (or any other dream), you can, if you put your mind to it.

Also, Aaron Allston plotting problem 3 - unnecessary scenes. If this scene isn't fulfilling a purpose, stop writing it, and get to one that is.

Mentioned today - Apple Bluetooth Keyboard, Scrivener, Simplenote, and iPhone, though an iPod touch would work for this also.


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Saturday, November 20, 2010

GSG NaNoWriMo 2010 Day 20 - 2/3's there

I'm becoming more and more convinced that it's not about the 50,000 words. It's about the 30 days. It's about getting in there and doing the thing you always wanted to do. So go do it!

Mentioned this ep: The War of Art: Break Through the Blocks and Win Your Inner Creative Battles, and The Freelancer's Survival Guide.


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Thursday, November 18, 2010

GSG NaNoWriMo 2010 Day 19 - Lose the Cruft

Cruft is like barnacles. They slow everything down. Maybe you're doing that on purpose, but a lot of the time it's just happening. Go easy on it.

And that's it.


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GSG NaNoWriMo 2010 Day 18 - Be Good To Yourself

Day 18. 30,006 words.

In the Words of Those Sages of Old, known collectively as Journey, make sure you are taking care of yourself. Drink water, get rest, get exercise. Sharpen your saw.


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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

GSG NaNoWriMo 2010 Day 17 - Stickying Things Up

Day 17. 28,339 words.

I ran out of time to talk about this yesterday.

Complicate things! Make it a little sticky for our heroes. Aaron Allston suggests adding a character whose goals are tangenial to, but not aligned with, those of either the protagonist or the antagonist.

See Sherlock Holmes for an example. Or pretty much any Final Fantasy Game Ever Made (I prefer Final Fantasy 6 OR Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift). (In all seriousness, Sherlock Holmes will only take a couple of hours. You don't have time to slog through FF6 or FFTA2:GotR. It's NaNoWriMo, for Pete's sake.)


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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

GSG NaNoWriMo 2010 Day 16 - Sticking With It, and Stickying Things Up

Day 16. 26,672 words.

According to Tobias Buckell (, author of Crystal Rain, Sly Mongoose, The Executioness, etc), about 22% of those who begin NaNoWriMo finish the month with 50,000 words. The rest of them sort of fade away.

And I'm sure the percentage of those folks who do finish, and then keep writing, is probably at or lower than 22% or that 22%. But if this is something you're plugging away at, don't get discouraged. Don't get disappointed. If you're not making it, but you still want to write, you don't have to wait for November 2011 to do that. Start a blog. Start a podcast. Write some non-fiction. But do keep at it if it's something you enjoy.

How are you enjoying that FlagShip? Good stuff, eh?

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Monday, November 15, 2010

GSG NaNoWriMo 2010 Day 15 -

Day 15. 25,005 words.

You are halfway there. You are allowed a cookie at this point if you have kept up. If not, you may be allowed a condolence cookie of somewhat smaller size.

What's Your Character Arc? How is your character changing, growing, etc?

Also, lightsabers are kewl.

Have you gotten your issue of FlagShip yet? I thought so.

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Sunday, November 14, 2010

GSG NaNoWriMo 2010 Day 14 - Slow Down and Get to Know your Characters

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Day 14. 23,338 words.

Today's advice is to slow down. We're busy people, and NaNo just adds to it. If it's at all possible, try to find a way to slow down, and allow your story to marinate a little bit. It's like making a stew - your characters, setting, scenes, conflicts, etc., all need to have a chance to blend their flavors a bit.

Today's problem - Characterization problem 2 - You don't know your character. Take your kick-butt action hero, and put him in a situation where he's totally out of water. For example, changing a diaper.


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Saturday, November 13, 2010

GSG NaNoWriMo 2010 Day 13 - Will You Respect Your Character in the Morning?

Day 13. 21,671 words. Holy cow.

Sometimes you need a particular character to act in a particular way. So you make them do something. The problem is, that's not the way the character would really act. And the part of your brain that is telling you this story goes... "that's wrong". And shuts down.

If you need a character to do something, fine. Go back and make the character the kind of person who would do that. Give them a reason to do it. Don't just come out of left field on that.

Also, you should be reading, and listening to I'm just sayin'.


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Friday, November 12, 2010

GSG NaNoWriMo 2010 Day 12 - You're Missing Something...

If your story is still floundering, maybe you're missing something vital - like yeast in bread. Can you identify your story's...
Character Motivations?
If not, try going back and adding that back in.

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Thursday, November 11, 2010

GSG NaNoWriMo 2010 Day 11 - What Are The Rules?

No Spill Blood! I mean... know the rules. You Are The God Of Your Literary Universe. And as such, you should know how your world works. How do those space whales move around? If there's magic, how does that work? Also, everyone second guesses themselves. Here's your invitation to stop doing that.


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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

GSG NaNoWriMo 2010 Day 10 - Resistance and Conceits

Today, we discuss...
The War of Art: Break Through the Blocks and Win Your Inner Creative Battles

Resistance. And Conceits, courtesy of Aaron Allston.

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Tuesday, November 09, 2010

GSG NaNoWriMo 2010 Day 9 - Save! And Problem #1

Had a chance to hear Aaron Allston the other night here in Austin, talking about problems that might come up in writing, and thought I'd pass on what he said. If you ever get a chance to attend one of his workshops (He does them with Michael Stackpole occasionally), I'd recommend it.

Also, I am reminded that You Need To Save Your Work. Often. Or use Scrivener, which does it for you.


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Monday, November 08, 2010

GSG NaNoWriMo 2010 Day 8 - One Week Down

Here's hoping that you are kicking much butt in your writing.
Speaking of which, if you've got a problem, fix it in post. Leave yourself a note by writing "TK: NOTE TO SELF TO FIX THAT THING." Why TK? Because they never appear next to each other in the English language. Well, mostly never.


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Sunday, November 07, 2010

GSG NaNoWriMo 2010 Day 7 - Pomodoro + Write or Die = Mucho Writing

At least it did for me yesterday. Find what works for you, but if you haven't found it yet, you might want to give this potent combo a try.

Pomodoro Technique =
1. Pick a task (in this case, writing)
2. Set a timer for 25 minutes.
3. Focus on that task until bell rings.
4. When bell rings, STOP.
5. Five minute break.
6. That's one Pomodoro. Repeat. Every fourth one, take a longer break.


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Saturday, November 06, 2010

GSG NaNoWriMo 2010 Day 6 - Turn Off the Inner Editor and Write or Die

You can find Write or Die at If you're struggling to keep up with the word count, this tool can help a LOT.


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Friday, November 05, 2010

GSG NaNoWriMo 2010 Day 5 - Take The Pressure Off, but Be Interesting

Well, you do need SOME pressure. But the daily grind can and will test your resolve, your energy, and your TIME MANAGEMENT SKILLS to the max. So...

Here's today's episode.


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Thursday, November 04, 2010

GSG NaNoWriMo 2010 Day 4 - Theme and Passion

To stay motivated, you need to have some passion, and to have (and keep) that passion, you should know why you're writing this. Why THIS story? What do you have to say?


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Wednesday, November 03, 2010

GSG NaNoWriMo 2010 Day 3 - Setting, Changes, and Kicking Off (For Real)

Because the story starts when things change. Doesn't have to be big. But a change.


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Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Day 2 - You Are A Writer Dag Nab It. And Antagonists.

Day 2, you still have the flush of newness in front of you. You've got a day under your belt, and you're feeling great! 

Last time I was talking about protagonists and viewpoint characters. Pay attention to your conflict, and decide who your protagonist is and who your antagonist is. What's your conflict? Because you need a conflict.

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Monday, November 01, 2010

GSG NaNowriMo 2010 Day 1 - The Blank Slate and Your Protagonist

Day 1. You're starting on your journey, and I talk a little about what I want to see in a story.

Quick and dirty, peeps. That's how we're rolling in the 1-0.


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